Paul Mathews once again presents classic British humor at its goofiest. George, our hapless main character, patiently narrates his first-person, stream-of-consciousness account of a week when absolutely NOTHING would go right. I mean, if a princess shows up in your living room and announces you must have kidnapped her… whaddaya gonna do? Obviously, you buy her a box of her favorite cereal before she throws a tantrum.
And the situation just gets wackier from there.
Why, oh why does this woman keep saying she is George’s prisoner, when he’s doing his level best to get her to leave?
If you liked Mathews’ “We Have Lost” series, you’ll find this tale a Great Weekend read!
Welcome! If you like food, reading, laughing over life's little disasters, and maybe thinking about the bigger things of life, you have come to the right place. Besides blogging, I write humorous fiction, though real life tends to leave fictional humor in the shade. But I'm not a total goofball.
No, really. I've also written a most riveting memoir--not mine, which would be boring, but rather the life story of an obscure pastor in Liberia, West Africa. His hair-raising memories of the Liberian Civil War years make for some suspenseful reading! Discover more under the "My Books" tab.
I live in North Texas with my husband, Brent. We enjoy bicycling, Mexican food, and traveling to visit our kids and grandkids.
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