It’s a “Ruff” Life

After years of not crocheting at all, I suddenly got the urge last winter to make a circle scarf for one of my young friends. Armed with a large crochet hook so I could work loosely for more softness, I used a stitch I remembered from making a throw. Any questions, look at the throw.

Months later, my daughter-in-law Heather planned to teach in Europe for part of the summer. I crocheted a lightweight circle scarf for her, using a soft bamboo yarn in one of her favorite colors. Meanwhile, my 18-year-old niece had been accepted to summer ballet school in Seattle: she would need a similar scarf for those cool evenings. In a fuzzy ballet pink? Done.

By now I was really getting “hooked.”

At the Intergalactic Quiltapalooza in November, I bought some hand-dyed mohair yarn. My niece, now in the Pacific Northwest Ballet’s Professional Development Program, was living in Seattle and rehearsing for The Nutcracker. I wanted to use the mohair to make her a warmer scarf for winter. This time I branched out with a new pattern (yay for free downloads!) The pattern was narrow — maybe too narrow, but an even bigger crochet hook made it work up just right. I created rows of poufy shell stitches until the yarn threatened to give out, then added looped fringe to the ends. Fun! And not only did she love it, but she got compliments galore.

This only added fuel to the fire. Let’s see… what other females are in my life??

My son Greg’s lovely girlfriend (beige tweed-look yarn)! And my 8-year-old niece (colorful stripes alternating with white)!

Waaaait a minute…. I still don’t have a scarf!

Back to the hobby shop. Heady with success, I bought a very chunky taupe yarn with sequins, and a hook as thick as my pinky finger. No idea what I would do with it, but the color would be beautiful with my new short coat. I imagined ruffles or something.

Well, the first couple of attempts had to be pulled out. Apparently “drapey ruffles” and “chunky yarn” are incompatible. So I made a long, skinny scarf and then looked for an extra-fine yarn for the ruffle.

I found the perfect yarn — it even had sequins like the chunky stuff — but not in the right color. I decided to go with white, and finished the last stitch while visiting family after Christmas.

Okay, I must first emphasize that the scarf looks very pretty when you just hold it or drape it over the sofa or whatever. But the other day I realized that I had not actually worn it yet. (Temps have been in the 60s and 70s; what can I say?) So I wrapped it around my neck and looked in the mirror.

The scarf looked like a chunky taupe turtleneck topped by a white Elizabethan ruff. I yanked it off.

When Brent came home from work, I told him about trying it on. “It made me look like Sir Francis Drake,” I complained.

He looked at me for a moment and then said, “He was beheaded, you know.”

“So, that thick ruff didn’t do him any good, either?”

Well, the good news is that you can wear the scarf in different ways to avoid the Elizabethan-ruff effect. The bad news is that while the taupe looks great with my jacket, the white does not. So, I have a sparkly experimental scarf that I think will be looking for a home.

Soli Deo Gloria sisters, anybody need a warm taupe-and-white scarf??

Thanks for reading!
Jan

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2011 In Review

My bloggy friend Ashley posted this kind of review challenge, inviting others to link up:
I thought it would be fun to take a look back over the year on the blog, using a quick and simple formula to do so:
1. Find the first post published each month.
2. Share the title and first sentence from the post.

That sounded like fun to me. I had no idea what I had posted at the beginning of January. And so, prodded by both curiosity and a challenge, I rummaged in the archives and came up with these nuggets:

January 1: Now Therefore Be It RESOLVED . . . (In which I commit to posting at least once a week.)
“My three weakest areas are structure, structure and… um… structure.”

February 3: Out of the Cold
“Okay, I guess we gloated about our mild winter weather once too often.”

March 15: Truest Life (I had taken a couple of weeks off while my sister was in hospice care. This was what I posted the day she died.)
“For Martha… Just last week, a lost crayon might have caused you untold consternation.”

April 4: Why I am Such a Slow Writer
“I try not to envy people who can write quickly, creative juices flowing as they spend hours ‘in the zone.'”

May 5: Cinco de Mayo Pasta
“Hola! Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone.”

June 2: Anticipation
“Next weekend I will be flying to Colorado Springs for the 2011 Christian Writers’ Workshop.”

July 6: Gone in a Flash (One of my faves. If you’re gonna get older, you might as well have fun with it.)
“What determines the end of youth?”

August 6: “You Can’t Tame the Goat”
“It was too hot to be outside at all, let alone pedaling a bike up hills and over little backroads that meandered past dairies and other aromatic sites.”

September3: Hotter’n Hell: Camelbak and AirEvac in Wichita Falls, Texas
“I felt like an idiot cruising around before dawn in sunglasses.”

October 5: “Frazz” Comics (Book Review)
“If you know me, you know I love to laugh.”

November 1: “Diesel-Pickup Guy”
“This time, I was better prepared.”

December 6: Writers and the Soul of a Painter
“A few months ago I enjoyed a most unusual interview: I got to spend an hour with Tina Bohlman, a well-respected landscape artist in Waxahachie.”

Well, I’ve enjoyed this little stroll through the past year, and I hope you have too. As to my resolution to publish a post at least once each week, I should note that I very nearly made it. Aside from the one purposeful leave of absence, there were only a few times when I would let nine or ten days slip by between posts.

This seems like a good time to thank everyone who has subscribed to this blog, or who looks me up and checks for new posts, or who has run across me unintentionally while searching for something else. I appreciate every visit and every comment. I really want to bless you with some fun, a little insight or a sense of hope every time you come here.

Happy New Year!
Thanks for reading,
Jan

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The Opposite of Art (Book Review)

Here is a recent novel that I have read and placed on my virtual shelf, the “…And Writers Read” page. I cannot recommend this book highly enough.

Dickson, Athol. The Opposite of Art. Howard Books, New York, 2011. (Novel)

How do you express the ineffable? After a near-death experience, a gifted artist spends 25 years obsessively trying to paint what he had seen during those minutes while his heart was stopped. Supporting himself by painting masterpieces that he himself scorns, the artist works his way around the world. He desperately seeks a spiritual mentor who can help him, or at least an existing piece of art that can inspire him. His pilgrimage finally leads him to a remote desert area of the US, where the unknown threads of his past come together in a suspenseful climax that kept me turning the pages at top speed.

Dickson weaves a tight story with rich symbolism, present action, flashbacks and surreal sequences all meshing perfectly. This is one of the few novels that, immediately upon finishing the last page, I wanted to re-read from the beginning.

Seriously, read this book. You can even borrow my copy, but you have to give it back.

On second thought, don’t borrow mine because you’ll want your own copy.

Thanks for reading,
Jan

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I’ll Be… ummm… Somewhere For Christmas

Today I am linking up with Jen and friends at Soli Deo Gloria.

I remember the moment like it was yesterday. Brent was unemployed, struggling to find a job during an industry slump. We were not homeless, but only because some friends knew a couple who had been temporarily transferred out of state. They were open to having our family house-sit for them. We had moved in, if I recall, just in time for the new school year.

Brent found some contract work and things were just beginning to look up. Then, one day in December, we found out that our host family was being transferred back to the Metroplex at the end of the month — about two weeks away — and would need their house back, thanks. They notified us as soon as possible, but we knew it would be a scramble to find something really affordable in such a short time. And right at Christmas, too.

Well, life goes on. I sang in a church Christmas program that evening. Still feeling stressed, I decided to drive the boys around and look at Christmas lights. They were 6 and 2 at the time.

We drove along wide concrete streets past nice, neat lawns and pretty houses all decked out for Christmas. As Christmas carols played over the radio, I felt a little envious of the families who lived in those houses. I wondered where we would land this time, and began to think about how Mary and Joseph had found themselves in a similar situation.

There was no Christmas holiday to disrupt business in the first century, but Mary and Joseph had their own stresses to deal with. Bethlehem was swamped with people registering for the Roman census, so all the inns were full. Plus Mary was expecting her Baby quite soon.

I remembered that the couple did find shelter, that God knew where they were and had something ready for them, though I’m sure it was not what they would have chosen. Surely he knew where we were, too. I began to feel better.

Then it happened. A commercial ended and the station went back to music. Amy Grant’s warm, mellow voice sang, “I’ll be home for Christmas….”

“Oh, shut up!” I said to the radio.

So that was my super-bah-humbug moment. I must go on to say that God did provide a place for us to live, just in time, and the price was right. We would stay in the two-bedroom duplex for three years, while our lives smoothed out and we began to be as settled as the Christmas-lighted residents I had once envied.

Yeah, he knew right where we were.

Merry Christmas!
Thanks for reading,
Jan

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Gift Ideas for the Bike Masochist

You can just tell when a fitness product is targeted toward the male market. Recently Brent was looking online for some new cycling DVDs. (These are videos meant to guide your workout on a stationary bike or trainer, as I’ve written about before.) Consider these actual titles that he found:

1. No Slackers Allowed
2. HILLacious
3. Muscle Breakdown
4. The Uphill Grind
5. Have Mercy
6. Have Mercy, “The Sequel”
7. Bending Crank Arms

And his favorite,

8. Suffer-O-Rama

I have to admit, all these are motivating titles. At least… they motivate me to run away, not to participate in the workouts. Why on earth would men be drawn to these masochistic-sounding things?

So here’s my theory: I suspect this tendency stems from that well known masculine-flexing-in-the-mirror motto: “No Pain, No Gain.” To the male mind, which tends to boil everything down to its simplest form, this phrase represents an elementary mathematical formula:

“Pain = Gain.”

The logic here makes sense in a testosterone-driven kind of way, although cause and effect may have gotten slightly blurred in the process.

Women’s workouts, on the other hand, seem to have titles that emphasize results rather than suffering:

Tone It Up
Buns of Steel / Abs of Steel
Tank Top Arms, Bikini Belly, etc.

Now, there may very well be some pain involved, but we focus on progress toward a goal. With no need to appear “macho,” we ladies reject pain for mere pain’s sake. See how sensible we are?

Brent and I finally agreed on a couple of virtual-reality type videos we think we can enjoy together, like Front Range and Into the Hills: Colorado and the intriguing Tucson Training Ride. With these, we can each suffer / make progress at our own pace and enjoy some breathtaking scenery at the same time.

It’s a great solution, but I think Brent later took just a teeny little dig at my judicious budgeting of effort. He claimed to have found the perfect cycling video for me.

The title? “Coasting Made Easy.”

Hmmmm. Yeah, now we’re talkin!

Thanks for reading!
Tailwinds,
Jan

PS: I am happy to be linking up with Jen and the Soli Deo Gloria girls.

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Guest Post: On Faith and Football

Today I’m honored to introduce an author friend, Melanie Garrett. We are both Dallas Cowboys fans but, unlike me, Melanie actually understands the different kinds of plays and the rules of the game. She also has some pretty keen insights on life, as you’ll see.

Here’s Melanie:
I had the privilege of getting to meet Jan recently. While chatting over coffee, it wasn’t long before we realized that we were kindred spirits. It was as if we met a friend we’d known for years.

Jan asked me to share an excerpt from my book. I selected the “chapter” entitled ‘December’. When we reach the 12th month of the year, it’s only natural for many of us to become reflective as we ponder over the happenings of the previous year. As you begin your review of 2011, I hope you find it is filled with cherished memories.

I wish you the most blessed Christmas!
Yours in faith and football,
Melanie

DECEMBER
At the beginning of the season, along with the rest of you NFL faithful, I made my predictions for which teams would make it to the Super Bowl. December rolls along, and with that comes winter and the gaze toward the playoffs. Although both teams I had tagged were still in contention, other teams I thought wouldn’t even make an appearance were closing in on playoff berths. Strange how life brings the unexpected, isn’t it?

Six teams had already been eliminated from the race. There wasn’t a chance for them to make it, even as a wild card. I watched their training camps. Using the highest quality equipment that money can buy, talented athletes were put through hard, disciplined workouts under the guidance of veteran and previous Super Bowl champion coaches. Everyone involved was baffled as to what happened and what went wrong. But if we look closer, we can find a surprising number of strange and unexpected injuries. Regardless of preparation and protection, sometimes injuries take out some of the best athletes. Unfortunately, it is one of the sad facts of football. Injury is the silent enemy of all athletes. While some teams have enough talent and depth that they can recover from the loss of a key player, there is almost no team that can withstand the loss of multiple key players from the roster.

December is also a time when the rest of the world begins to take inventory of the year. When you rang in the New Year, did you ever dream of the events which have transpired? While at a lunch with some friends, we began to look at the year in review. Mirroring some of the NFL teams, they too had had a Cinderella year with engagements, graduations, or the birth of a child. But my year had resembled more the teams out of contention, one full of losses. With a job loss and the death of a dear loved one, the year had left me wondering what went wrong. But like the teams plagued with injuries, sometimes losses come—not so much because of wrongs committed, but just from living life in a fragile and fallen world. How easy it is for disillusionment and discouragement to set in.

Yet, in the midst of a season of sorrows, God offers us words of comfort. Jesus quoted his Father’s promise as recorded by the prophet Isaiah: “A bruised reed He will not break” (Matthew 12:20).

You and I might feel as if we are at a breaking point, but our loving Father assures us that His grace is sufficient for us and that His strength is made perfect in our weaknesses (2 Corinthians 12:9). Remember, win or lose, He is faithful to see us through another December.

Study the Playbook
Read: 2 Corinthians 12:9-10; Romans 5:5; Psalm 46-1, 147:11

Execute the Play
Stop the replay of what all has gone wrong.
Start keeping a list of how God is bringing you through life’s hurdles
and into victory with Him.

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You can read more about Melanie and her book, Under His Helmet, at her website:
www.underhishelmet.tateauthor.com

I’m linking up this week with Rachel Anne and our Company Girls friends. (Tip: stop by for Rachel’s sugar cookie recipe!)

Also with Jen and the Soli Deo Gloria sisters. We would love to have you visit.

Thanks for reading,
Jan

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